Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
