I want to stick my p in your. b.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
