Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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