i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Come on in and take your pants off
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