it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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