Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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