I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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