Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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