Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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