I wish I only lived at night.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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