Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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