She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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