I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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