They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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