who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I need to align my fucking chakras
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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