those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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