:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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