Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
