Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I am never drinking with the goths again.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize
