...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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