i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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