So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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