Jerry, you need to find god
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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