Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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