i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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