i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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