I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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