Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she smelled like a LAN party
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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