My balls are so social today.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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