come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
