the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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