found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
