AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
