Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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