Will you blow on my dice?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
