Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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