I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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