She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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