id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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