so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
