The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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