i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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