i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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