How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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