Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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