i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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