Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
