apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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