at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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