Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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