My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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