Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I wear drunk well.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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