well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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