idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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