is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is wine microwaveable?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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