Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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