lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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