Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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