I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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