I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
